Tumambling tayo! Agent bloopers

Ancient history, way back during my call center days, here are some phone booboos I have collected. Enjoy!

CSR: Is that Q for Cuba?

CSR: Is that S for Nancy?

Customer: that is T for...Tea and U for...you!

CSR: Is that the number 'sex'?

CSR: MA'AM is that I for India?
Customer: I for I love you

CSR: ....that is to better customer our service!"

CSR: Her tickets will be issued by the airport"

CSR: "Is thet g for joy ma'am?

CSR: "Is there anything else that I can advise you with?"

Customer: "Thats X for Xmas and z for Xylphone"

CSR: "Thank you for patiently mating!"